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This page contains essential information for those of us who are into catheterisation and sounding and also those who think they might be, and want to find out a bit more about this fascinating practice. In my experience even those guys who would not consider letting someone push anything into their cock, let alone a 10" long rubber snake, are still inquisitive enough to want to see it done and know what it feels like!

SOUNDS

Stainless steel rods of increasing diameters, used I believe by medical practitioners to enlarge the piss slit and urethra where it is undersized or closed up for some reason. Sold in sets varying in size from about 2 mm to 8 mm diameters.

SOUNDING

The practice of inserting rods or other straight rigid objects down the urethra, usually in "our" case as a sexual stimulation.
See  Safety below.

URETHRA

The tube through the cock leading to the bladder, Piss tube to us.

CATHETER

Rubber or Nylon tube roughly 12 to 15" long with a pointed end having a side hole or eye, and a funnel like connection at the "free" end.
Used medically for the relief of a condition where the person is unable to release any piss i.e. the bladder muscles controlling release of piss clamp shut. It basically forces it's way into the bladder and allows the piss to drain through the tube. I only use the Rubber ones as I find the nylon ones too stiff to go round the bends in my internal plumbing.

PLAIN CATHETER

Just a pointed tube version , will fall out if left to it's own devices. Known alternatively as a JAEQUES type catheter.

BALLOON CATHETER

A version with two tubes inside one sheath, one for the piss to drain through and a second connecting a non return valve arrangement at the free end to a small balloon at the business end which can be inflated after insertion. The balloon prevents it retreating and it becomes permanent until deflated.

PRINCES WAND

A hollow stainless steel tube much like a cross between a sound and a catheter approx. 6" long usually worn for long periods and retained by cross drilled holes into which studs are screwed, studs pass through whatever cock head piercings the wearer has, usually has a decorative stopper which protrudes at the piss slit which can be removed to piss or cum through the tube. More of a decorative enhancement to cock piercings but horny to wear and see all the same.

Leaving aside the question of what size "thing " to push down  First lube your cock, rub some KY or similar over your piss slit and get it well down into the hole, having a big hole I can actually inject it down by inserting the tube end in my slit but smaller built guys will have to work it down with their rubber gloved finger, this can be a horny experience in itself ! Next lube the first 4" of the catheter or sound well with KY, introduce it slowly into your piss slit and gently push, it should slide in easily, if it hurts or won't go in it's probably too big a gauge, the first 1/2" of piss tube behind your throbbing knob is the smallest part of the urethra in my experience. So if it goes past that bit it will go all the way down. Keep slowly pushing a little bit at a time, and keep lubing the next bit to go down, add KY Jelly  to your knob end as necessary, you can feel how far in you are for the length of your cock, as you will be able to feel and see the end from the outside as, as you know your urethra runs on the bottom of your cock. When you get to the bottom of your cock the catheter has to make a right angle bend to go under you crotch, you will feel it do this and it needs a bit firmer push to "go round the bend" as it were !

Then there is another smooth bit and another really tight spot as the end gets to your bladder, now the end has to go through a muscle that looks and reacts exactly like your asshole i.e. it has a sphincter muscle that has to be teased open . Gently increase the pressure and it will open up,  as it slides in you get this overwhelming sensation of penetration not unlike getting fisted or fucked. and the piss will start to flow uncontrollably. You can either spray it straight over him, let him drink it from the tube or put it in a container for later use ! Or put a bung in the tube to stop it all together. If you are using a Balloon catheter you now inflate the balloon using either a syringe (sans needle) or releasing the clip on pre pressurized ones and there you are.

To inflate a non pre pressurized balloon catheter fill a syringe with approx. 5 ml of plain water and fit to the connector, slowly fill the catheter balloon and hold the syringe plunger in as you disconnect from the connector. To deflate insert the syringe in the connector and the water will come out on its own then pull the syringe plunger out a bit to suck the remaining water out and disconnect. To determine how much water to inject inflate the balloon slowly with it in the sink and see how much is necessary to get it to blow up to a reasonable size.

The amount is usually shown on the packet it comes in. The pre pressurized ones have an external balloon as well that is filled in the same way, and the water is prevented from reaching the business end by a plastic clip, release the clip when you want to inflate it. To deflate use the syringe and put the clip back on and then reinflate the external balloon for next time. Always wash the catheter directly after use or drop it into a bowl of water with some mild disinfectant in it to prevent the lube and piss and precumblocking the drain hole. OH and DON'T cum off with one in as the spunk goes i know not where, well it does not appear out of your cock or the catheter !  First timers will sense a need to get the catheter out very soon as it is an irritation, but as you get to know how it feels it is like having your cockfucked !   I personally love the balloon versions and often wear one for a night out in full rubber, enjoying the sensation of piss dripping out almost continuously and running down my leg. And the end of a plugged up catheter just poking over the top of a cod piece is a big turn on to those who know what it is and provokes some interesting conversations with those who don't !

Princes Wands ^

These are inserted the same way and then retained by use of your existing cock head jewelry piercings, if you have a through head pierce vertical or horizontal which goes through your urethra it will have to come out for any catheter or wand to go in , obvious really . They usually have a screwed in decorative plug at the  outer end to aid insertion as the "real end should lie just inside your piss slit when fitted. This can be anything from a plain ball to whatever you can get the supplier to make for you, I have seen a ball about 1/2" diameter with 3/4" spikes which gave the guys cock a really different look ! With the plug out you can piss and cum through the tube, the smaller than normal diameter increases the velocity of the piss
or spunk which can be very entertaining especially if your partner is not expecting it !
You can spray your bodily fluids for yards if you practice and force them out harder than normal !
Avoid projecting your spunk into his eyes as it always gives me an eye infection for some reason.
If you intend to get one then remember your cock is longer when hard than soft so get one short enough to go the full length of your cock soft, as if it's for you stiff cock it will be too long soft and dig in your groin - unless you like that sort of thing, that is!!

Pain
Well when you take the catheter out it will sting for the first two or three pisses and the first time you get catheterized you will think your dick is on fire at the first piss. If this persists go to the doc, you don't have to admit what you have done just explain the symptoms.
We all have to suffer for our art a little bit!

Sizing ^

This is a difficult question for a novice, I have a naturally big piss slit anyway being a well built boy at 9 1/2" and thick, and have always been able to get my little finger in to the first knuckle.So I can take a 6 - 8 mm catheter easily, that's the diameter of a BIC biro for comparison So try starting at 3 mm and see if it hurts and then as you get used to it go up a size at a time till you hit your limit. With sounds the idea is to enlarge the urethra and you should be very careful not to overdo it as bleeding takes place easily and is quite worrying, a good piss usually sorts it out and keep pissing as much as possible as your piss, to you, is a natural sterile washout for you cock.

Suppliers - Where to get them ^

I am in the UK so only have an address for one company in the UK.
Elsewhere you could try inquiring of the UK company but I don't know what
the import / export regulations might be, alternatively look in the
Yellow Pages for medical supply companies.
Company is

MEDIQUIP
8 North Road
Holsworthy
Devon
EX22 6HB
England

Tel. +44 (0)1409 254004
Fax. +44 (0)1409 254006

For more information Email to mediquip@eurobell.co.uk

£1.00 for the catalogue which covers all manner of interesting medical
stuff as well as catheters
They have a web site I think but it only gives the above info and an
Email address.

For Sounds try
ROB OF AMSTERDAM
the A'Dam or San Francisco Addresses

For Princes Wands
most big piercing fetish jewelry companies can get
them made as they have to be made to fit your measurements, in the UK try:

WILDCAT
16 PRESTON STREET
BRIGHTON
SUSSEX
BN1 2HN
Tel. +44 (0)1273 23758

Free cat of all piercing jewelry, stainless ball weights and crushers