The Pros and the Unicorn - Part 1 The Guides of the Unicorn
(The Professionals)
Bodie and Doyle are two tough and sometimes brutal British agents, working for an agency answerable only to the highest echelons of government, an agency which holds itself above the law. Moonblossom is a tiny baby unicorn who has strayed from the mystical parallel world of Kyla into our own. Can Bodie and Doyle keep him safe, and more importantly, get him home again?
Lap Dance of Love
(X-files/Showgirls crossover)
After a misunderstanding with his lover, Walter Skinner, Mulder has fled Washington DC to begin his strangely liberating new career - as a crossdresser working in an exclusive lap-dancing club in Las Vegas. Mulder's stripping routines, exquisite costumes and exotic dancing brings him many new admirers, including brutish multi-millionaire Sterling Sinister III who will stop at nothing to have his way with the lovesick former agent. However Mulder's new friends, ex-rivals Cristal and Nomi, have other plans - to reunite him with Walter Skinner, his one true love...
Angst at Bloomingdales
(The Sentinel)
It's the autumn sale at Bloomingdales, and Jim and Blair are set for the shopping trip of a lifetime. Jim has a big decision on his hands - the white Egyptian cotton with the scalloped edges, or the cream linen? Will Blair find new curtains that both he and Jim can agree on? Will Jim's credit card take the strain? Will there be any tables left in the in-store restaurant at lunchtime? And will sales assistant Mary-Sue finally be able to make them realise their true feelings for one another? Duh!
Spiral of Angst
(ST-Voyager)
After being brutally raped and beaten for no particularly good reason by Chakotay, Harry and most of the rest of the crew of Voyager, Tom Paris has to come to terms with recovered memories of years of brutal abuse in prison, in the Marquis, at Starfleet Academy, when he went to summer camp, at boarding school, on two out of three of his recent away trips, during his summer job as a bartender on Risa and pretty much all of the time in between as well.
Distraught, he flees to his new top, Master Neelix. But will Neelix succeed in using extreme bondage and discipline to help Tom Paris face up to his past and move forward into the future?
The Pros and the Unicorn - Part 2 The Journey of the Unicorn
(The Professionals)
Bodie and Doyle have returned Moonblossom the baby unicorn to the mystical land of Kyla, but their return to our world will be a long and difficult one. Will Doyle's new magical powers, Bodie's mastery of the mystical crystal of Kerr-ang and the aid of their lover, the beautiful sorceress Mahree-soo, be enough to defeat the evil Duke Leopold and his hordes of ogloks?
Voyage of Truth
(The Sentinel)
Blair Sandburg is living happily with his lovers Jim, Simon, Rafe, Brown, Alex Krycek, Schanke from Forever Knight, gifted psychic healer Katanga and the exotic goth shamaness Crimson in their luxury condo in California. But Blair is strangely discontent, and seeks answers within himself... The author invites you to join Blair on a journey of personal discovery of more than 1600K in length as he learns that therapy truly can be a voyage of truth.
X-Files They Wrote
(X-Files/Murder She Wrote crossover, alternative universe)
Twelve year old Samantha Mulder, her psychic twin sister, Fox and their red setter Scully team up with New England mystery writer Jessica Fletcher. But can they solve the mystery of the deserted fort in Lobster Bay?
Triangle
(X-Files)
Mulder is injured in a freak accident - and goes back in time to a doomed ship, similar in many respects to the Titanic, where he falls in love a woman who looks just like Scully... What do you mean, it's been done?
The Price of Freedom
(Highlander)
The year is 2000BC - and Methos has spent most of the last 500 years hanging upside down over a pit of poisonous scorpions having rocks thrown at him. He is grateful to his rescuers Kronos, Silas and Caspian, but in what perverted ways will they make him show his gratitude? Would he have been better off staying with the scorpions? Probably.
Witch Way Now?
(Due South)
Has someone cursed the Congressman? After some very funny goings on on Capitol Hill, Fraser and Vecchio get sent out of town to investigate. They meet the three lady owners of a very unusual bookshop and their surprisingly intelligent cats, Peabody, Holmes and Her Majesty. Here they learn the truth about paganism and the white magic of Wicca. Will they get to the bottom of the mystery too? Goddess willing!
The Pros and the Unicorn - Part 17 The Staff of the Unicorn.
(The Professionals. Or at least some people who look quite like them and have the same names)
Bodie, Doyle and Mahree-Soo have ruled the mystical land of Kyla fairly and wisely for many years when the evil elves of the forest of Skund steal the magic staff of the unicorn glade in an attempt to start a war with the peaceful tree folk of Silverglade. Is the evil archmage Sebastian beind the plot? Will fighting break out in the fairy-tale land of Kyla, or will Bodie be able to use his mystical powers of enchantment to recover the magic staff and avert an evil and destructive war? More importantly, does anybody still care?
And Finally...
Oliver Sentinel
(The Sentinel)
The year is 1860. On a visit to a London orphanage cold-hearted millionaire James Ellison finds himself strangely drawn to bouncy, curly-haired 12-year old orphan Blair Sandburg, but in a purely platonic kind of way, we hope to God. In this heartwarming Christmas tale, Blair learns that home can be a person, and James Ellison learns the true meaning of giving, and that love is more important than worldly wealth. The snow drifts down onto the streets of London as they find that their own happiness depends on the happiness of each other. Then they settle down for the long wait until Blair is 18 (21 in some states).