MISCELLANY
Stuff that doesn't go anywhere else. Downloads, images, guides and more.
 

ITV Nation
A brief guide on how to receive all the regional ITV channels anywhere in the country, using a Sky digibox.

Birth Of A Stupid Idea
The first mock-ups of what would become Digiworld (pic 1, pic 2).

Andy Warhol's Donkey Kong

Dancing Hitler
Does exactly what it says on the tin.
 

Shut Up
The Internet is full of song-lyric sites. Unfortunately, as far as this reporter can ascertain, all of them are run by clueless chimps, who wait for one half-deaf idiot to vaguely listen to a tune on a crackly radio three rooms away and take a wildly useless guess at the words, frequently even getting the numbers of syllables in a line wrong so that they can't POSSIBLY be the right words, but then EVERY SINGLE LYRIC SITE EVER steals the same completely wrong lyrics from the same idiot and/or each other and prints them as gospel. Having LISTENED TO THE SONG PROPERLY, World Of Stuart proudly presents the ACTUAL lyric to Kelly Osbourne's "Shut Up", one of the finest pop singles of this or any other decade.

A Nice Song
That I once managed to work into a CTW article. (NB Song is not nice.)

What the hell's he doing to that Pokemon?
Ouch. (Undoctored image straight from the title screen.)
It's just a funny picture, man.

SOS Score Attack Shooting
A fantastic freeware game from Japan. Can you beat Stu's high score of 1,468,700? (Answer: No, you cannot.)

Farewell to innocence
A screenshot map of the Spectrum version of Out Run. For no particularly good reason.

Why The BBC Is Great
Licence fee? Bargain.

Friendly Help For Fucking Idiots
More on the way until everybody stops being stupid.