May 2005 Season starts this weekend with all three teams in action, we are planning to have a curry night on May 28th with the presentation of last years awards so please come along and attend Nigel Gayford will make a speach so watch out.
Nov 1st News on the skittles "grapevine" that pete
miller the clubs poison dwarf is looking to overthrow cell block
H ( alias JH )as second team captain !!!!!!prior to his deportation.
Watch your back johny boy????
ps : no you cant have his vice president title.
Oct 2004 Recruitment to Club
1. Recruitment - can we get some notices around at sports halls/Sports
Centres around Bristol, UWE/UWE halls of residence (as they don't
have a team). Do we have contacts around Bristol that we can use
to get clearance to do this
2. Evening Post, plus the freebie Bristol Observer, and any other
freebie newspapers again do we have contacts that we can use especially
the freebie ones.
3. Any student magazine etc. the UWE publishes again do we have
contacts
4. Any other place people can think off
If we have contacts and people don't have time to chase them up, please let me have them and I will do the chasing
Cheers
Rash (mrashid@gammaprojects.com).
Sept 2004 Iwould like to take this opportunity to thank everyone
that has represented the second team this year.
It has been without doubt a most successful and enjoyable season
for all concerned a great team effort from all who played made
the teas prepared the ground and umpired culminating in the team
being promoted.
Once again thank you all and lets hope for a repeat next year.
JONATHAN HARVEY
team captain
July 7th NEWS FLASH :
John Dale, third team "stopper" has just appeared at
Taunton Magistrates Court, his crime - impersonating a wicket
keeper !!!!!!
In his quest to get to Gordano Valley, JD was clocked at 85MPH
in a 50 MPH zone on the M4 ( DIDNT SEE THE CONTRAFLOW ).
A ban of 30 days including points and a big fine ( that will cut
down on his hamburger intake )was imposed by the judge.
The judge was close to passing a custodial sentence, but declined
when he realised that JD was on the verge of playing for the elite
Horfield Prison over 40`s X - Pats eleven ( known as the seconds
)
Thank you your "honour was the reply" - I will try in
future to reduce my speed on the Motorway, especially if I see
dem red cones.
This means now that JD has no lift for the next month.
Any volunteers please - no his car is not for sale.
Come on you taxi drivers, have a heart especially if you want
to play on sundays.
Press Secretary.
July 04 Ok so lets have just good news, note for your diary August 15th we will have a car boot sale at the ground this will start from 9 o clock and run until 12 o clock. any body who can help please attend or contact John Harvey for more details,