*Mindful of the way things can go awry in mags, we were expecting the head of Emap (publisher of CU Amiga) to say something like, "Oops, sorry about that; we messed up." And that would have been the end of it, apart from some jokes in the next AP2. Stuart's inexplicably rude reception by the most powerful figure in the company (who did everything short of blaming the whole thing on us) clinched the fact that we'd SEEK JUSTICE.

Oops.