*In fact started by Stuart under an assumed name to see what would happen.
Others in this series include "CU Amiga suck dogs' cocks in hell" (an invitation to the magazine to explain the foully bugged Kick Off '96's high review score, revelling in the secret knowledge that even if (as would happen) some idiots would rush blindly to its defence, their sterlingly complimentary letters would be headed "Re: CU Amiga suck dogs' cocks in hell") and "CU Amiga lick cats' bums for thrills" (for the same reason).
(Read the original dogs and cats discussions on Google Groups, although for some reason only one post of the latter survives.) (UPDATE. That'll be because the whole thing's all mixed together and changes names at least twice; from "Dogs" to "Cats" to "Dim view of smug writers.")