*An amusing game among contributors was to calculate how their reviews (etc) had been received by seeing who was artificially credited in the finished mag. Generally, appearing as the Ed was top marks; gathering the Art Ed's photo meant, "Could try harder."

This also led to a corollary game of attempting to write a review in such a way that it HAD to be credited to a specific staff member (eg, "As I, the Editor, left my posh editor's house, I paused to drop a puppy on an iron railings and vow to a Pope to give every Mega reader ten pounds who stopped me in the street with the secret password 'Hello fatty'").