J Nash

*The original plan was to divvy up the £3,000 with the contributors to the unauthorised copy of AP2, but tragically we blew the lot on rent and food. I did carefully tot up the size of the contributions though and, once this temporary state of pauperism cessates, which I fully expect to occur any era now, those dues will be honoured, if only for the elbowy pleasure of writing cheques to chums to the account of 14 words. Hurrah!