J Nash

There's an art to cutting, which is not to cut anything if you can possibly help it. The trickiest trickster bit (typically deployed in tightly synchronised operations when a word or two is scuffing untidily over to the otherwise empty line beneath) is to use Quark's "horizontal scale" ruler to reduce, slightly, the width of a word or, for extra space and to maintain visual consistency, a whole line.

You can generally knock something back to 90% of the original width without anyone's eyes blurting a suspicion. In rare circumstances - perhaps it was impossible to consider abandoning that excellent pun, or you felt peskily beholden to retain the six words of actual factual content of the review - you could try narrowing individual punctuation and spaces; a performance of skilful delicacy requiring anything up to fifty times longer than the period spent writing the piece in the first place.

Or you could delete the seventeenth sentence altogether. Nobody ever notices the seventeenth sentence.