J Nash

With a tremendous bit o' editorial flourish from JD. Cam and I had puzzled over the iconic "blokes shouting at each other from windy clifftops" box, concurring eventually on

PROTAGONIST A: Protagonist B!!!!!!!!!!

PROTAGONIST B: Protagonist A!!!!!!!!!!

JD, with a swish of his blue pen, transformed this into the actual joke:

PROTAGONIST: Antagonist!!!!!!!

ANTAGONIST: Protagonist!!!!!!!!

So remember, kids - stay in school and eat your greens. NB: this does not refer to consumption of D Green and his kin.