J Nash

*I'd also like at this point to thank TV's famous's Super Play's Ask Ade's Z Nicholson for the "size of the later Elvis" gag. Zy was supposed as a result to appear as one of the seventy-seven thouseven writers in the inevitable film poster house ad but vanished in a front office turf war (ie, we ran out of lines and Rich had shrewdly negotiated contractual presence by driving into the sea before we could ask for a deferral).

Zy eventually made it legitimately into AP by writing the first instalment of our playing guide to AB3D when we forced him to at gunpoint, but he disarmed us with a whirling walking cane and backflipped through an ajar transom before the next month. And that's how we invented C-Monster's career.

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