The Breakfast Sandwich review was designed to have as little to do with computer games as was humanly possible. No one tells AMIGA POWER what to do.
After working in a Game Zone reference (the unrelated intro with the reviewer pulling off a mask was a GZ staple) and a knavishly cunning one about National Lampoon (Flash Bazbo gets shrunk "to the size of a small walnut" in one episode of the radio show... does anyone care about any of this? Well, anyway),* the bit that makes the page for me is the photo of Cam wolfing down the sandwich captioned "I am the Lord of Darkness. Obey my will." It never fails to make me laugh for 14.8 seconds.
Funnily enough, we had a couple of letters from people who'd become hooked on Cam's recipe. Personally, I refused to try the ghastly thing and just made up the review in about two hours without even seeing it, giving it 81%.
Like we'd do with the games proper, eh, readers?