Dim the lights and chill the ham

THE ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE IN GRUELLING SELF-AGGRANDISEMENT

DIRECTED BY	J NASH
PRODUCED BY	J NASH USING A LOVELY MAC BUT ONLY SIMPLE TEXT LIKE SOME KIND OF FOOL
WRITTEN BY	J NASH & STUART CAMPBELL JAMES ATTWOOD LINDA BARKER TIM CANT DAVE GREEN STEVE MCGILL READER MILLINGTON THE GHOST OF C-MONSTER TIM NORRIS MARK RAMSHAW TIM TUCKER CAM WINSTANLEY
WOMAN ON CUTTING ROOM FLOOR	ANDREW ADAM ALAN DRISCOLL MATTHEW GARRETT PAUL HAMILTON ADAM KEYTE MARK WRIGHT
HE IS THE MASTER IN HIS WORLD OF FACT	BRIG BOTHER
PICS CONTRIBUTED TO AMIGA POWER (AND SUBSEQUENTLY STOLEN BY AP2)	RICK BUETTNER, ASHTON JAMES, TIM NORRIS, ROB SCOTT, STUART WHALE (photos) TREVOR GILHAM (AP logo) SUE HUNTLEY (Bob's Heart, Canoe Squad, F-Max) SAL MEDDINGS (Kangaroo Court Kangaroo) CHRIS STOCKER AND SIMON WINDSOR (fires) CAM WINSTANLEY (Action Man, dinorama, Doom - but in real life)
OTHER PICS STOLEN FROM	LOTS OF PEOPLE, MANY OF WHOM ARE STILL ALIVE
UNSTOLEN PICS BY	GARY LAMPOON
SONGS     IT'S HIM, CLEARLY (PAZ / THWARK) Performed by Paz & Thwark Produced by Thwark From the album HIP-POPTACULAR ROCKSTRAVAGANJAZZ VOL 7: RAPPING SONGS ABOUT DEAD COMPUTER GAME MAGAZINES EURODISCO FLASH (THEME FROM FLASH GORDON) (B MAY) Performed and produced by Mystery Euro Session Types From the album TRING PRESENTS SPACE THEMES MEXICAN WHISTLER (AP MOVIE MIX) (R WHITTAKER) Performed by Roger Whittaker Produced by MC Safety Scissors From the album ROGER WHITTAKER WHISTLES UP YOUR WORLD IT'S A SKULL (HAMILTON / TUNNAH, BA / CARRINGTON, BA) Performed by Paul Hamilton Vocal ineffects by Paul Carrington Produced by PFRH From the album A BARNET FLECKED WITH GLITTER AP VIKING FUNERAL VIDEO OST STARRING AMIGA POWER feat THE LEGENDARY ANDY O (BARKER / CAMPBELL / DAVIES / FARAGHER / HUNTLEY / NASH / NORRIS / OUNSTED / PELLEY / WINSTANLEY / BATH / NIGHT / NOT BATH NIGHT / AUGUST 15th 1996) Performed by Linda Barker, Stuart Campbell, Jonathan Davies, Steve Faragher, Sue Huntley, Tim Norris, Andy Ounsted, Rich Pelley, Cam Winstanley Produced by Funkmaster Timbo-T Arranged by The Four Cyclists Of The Apocalypse From the album WHAT HO, YOU CHAPS - 20 YIZZLES OF FUNKMASTER TIMBO-T IN DA HIZZLE EURODISCO 2001 (THEME FROM 2001: A SAUCE ODYSSEY) (R STRAUSS) Performed and produced by Mystery Euro Session Types From the album TRING PRESENTS SPACE THEMES
AP2 APPEARS COURTESY OF	POOR QUALITY COPYRIGHT LEGISLATION PIPEX, PROVIDER OF SPACE AND SENTINEL OF E-MAIL
LINGERING THANKS	NIREJHENGE, CRAIG HESMONDHALGH, MR CARTER AND B&B, STUART BROWN AND BEN HALL (PART A), MARK WRIGHT AND AQCOM, STEVE ANDERSON, ALAN DRISCOLL, BEN HALL (PART B) AND ED GUIDON (TWICE TOO)
CERTAIN EXTRACTS AND HUGE NUMBERS OF AGONISINGLY RETOUCHED PICTURES REPRODUCED WITH SCANT REGARD FOR LEGAL ISSUES FROM AMIGA POWER, THE MIGHTIEST COMPUTER GAMES MAGAZINE EVER CONCEIVED BY HUMAN BEINGS, PRESENTED 1991-1996 BY FUTURE PUBLISHING "HEY, WE WEREN'T THE DEFENDANTS" NO USELESS, CRETINOUS MORONS WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS MOTION PICTURE (THNTRNTeiee PAGE)
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